• lvysaur:

    Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

    (Source: nxte)

  • cutie-hanji-zoe:

    (Source: pinkmanjesse)

  • “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

    (Source: thepretendr)

    • baby: m....m...m
    • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
    • baby: m...m...
    • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
  • drwilfredcokepepper:

    ghost-anus:

    the best pranks are the super harmless ones

    like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

    Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours